February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
this is very important
is this real. this is my country is this real
note to self- move to canada, they take zombie shit seriously
(via asianwedge)
“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.
Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”
— Stoya
(Source: praxis89, via zygodactylous)
Moon Jelly(Aurelia aurita) bloom in the Limfjord, Aalborg, Denmark.
Photo credit: Malene Thyssen.
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Last night, Stephen Colbert gave President Bill Clinton some Twitter lessons.
Click the gif to watch.